As part of a gerneral worldwide branding trend, I am going to start branding myself.

My first attempt will be to make these t-shirts.
You can customize the icons you want.
Choose 2 icons from the menu bar (front and back) and specify the t-shirt color.

They might look like this:

OK, OK, SO YOU CAN'T ORDER THEM RIGHT NOW, WE'RE NOT SET UP FOR ANY OF THAT CRASS E-COMMERCE SHIT. BUT ANY DAY NOW WE'RE GOING TO GET ON THAT MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR, MULTI-NATIONAL, MULTI-CULTI BANDWAGON AND SELL YOU SOME OF THIS STUFF!!!

BUY MY PRODUCTS!!!!!

BE MY FRIEND!!!!!!

LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO DRESS!!!!